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PostSubject: True Thor facts   Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:33 pm

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Thor.

Ghost sit around the campfire and tell Thor stories.

Thor won American Idel using only sign language.

Some magicians can walk on water, Thor can walk on lava.

Thor once urinated in a truck gas tank as a joke, that truck is known as Optimist Prime.

Thor won the World Series of poker using of might and magic cards.

Thor can count to infinity -twice.

Death once had a near-Thor experience.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Thor.

Thor doesn't need a lawnmower, he stands outside and dares the grass to grow.

Thor can copy-paste in real life.

Thor once got bit by a rattle snake, after three long days of pain and agony the rattle snake finally died.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Thor allows to live.

Thor doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Thor can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Thor drew a triangle with four sides.

Thor can capitalize numbers.

Thor doesn't turn on the shower, he looks at it till it crys.

Thor doesn't read books, he stairs them down until he gets what he wants.

Thor once had a boomerang, it was to scared to come back.

Outer space exist because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Thor.

Thor is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no chin behind Thor's beard, there is only another fist.

Thor can slam a revolving door.

Thor tends to go on jogs once in a while, the short version for everyone else is called the Self-Transcendence 3100.

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PostSubject: Re: True Thor facts   Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:55 pm

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